Blend (or portmanteau) Words

If you feel like learning some new blends, read this article from Cambridge Dictionaries Blog
If you didn't have enough, just 86 more!!! (from Vappingo this time)
... and from Oxford Dictionaries Blog: 11 words you perhaps didn't know were portmanteaus

Why don't you make up a couple of (crazy) blends, email them to me and we create a new portmantlist?