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Help for puns in funny signs

Cervix /ˈsɜː.vɪks/ sounds similar to service /ˈsɜː.vɪs/. Heal and heel are homophones. Drip also means boring person. Blowout means both pinchazo and festín, comilona. Shorts is short circuits abbreviated. Stuff as a verb also means embalm an animal. Take a leak also means urinate.